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I was hitch hiking the other day.
Some old fart yelled at me to "Get a job Longhair!"
Rather astute of him really. I've been having trouble getting a job.
Crap. All jobs stink. But I'd gladly take ANY job right now.I live alone in a one bedroom apartment.
Well, maybe I should call it a two bedroom apartment.
My bed's in the living room - - because that's where the stereo is.
My VW engine is dissected in the bedroom. Don't tell my landlord. That son-of-a-Man.

Whatever can go wrong with my car - - has gone wrong.
So now I've pulled the engine out.
I dropped it onto my favorite skateboard and wheeled it back there.
Boy! What a mess.
Like my life.
Everything's in pieces.
The only thing that works is my stereo.
God bless my Kenwood.

Oh yeah. God's on vacation. And he's not returning any messages.
I'm not even claiming God has a sense of humor. There's nothing funny about my life right now.
You'd have to be The Devil to find any humor in my circumstances.
Does the Devil exist?
Well, if he's the opposite of God, (who's on vacation), he's probably got a real suckass job.
That's probably what makes him so mean.