Inside Scoops

 

  

Lure of $$$$

 

 

I will direct you...

 

 

No, not there.

 

 

Nice Notes Only!

 

 

Rent Yourself? Not Here!

 

Welcome Dudes

 

We must have something in common or you wouldn't be here.

 

So, let's see. How about if I divide my little TOM CALDER WEBSITE into topics.

 

Then, you can view the pages of each topic you're interested in.

 

Oh yeah, those sidebar links to the left will lead you astray to a few interesting places also. So, you may want to
BOOKMARK THIS PAGE--so you don't get lost. Mostly the sidebar links are my satirical pages.

 

 

SURFING
(In the ocean--not the internet)

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BASS GUITAR

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ORGAN & KEYBOARDS

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GIRLS IN BIKINIS
(This'll be hot!)

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TOKING
(and other psychedelic activities)

  • I just got the word: no drug endorsements. Actually, our attorney said that even HIS malpractice insurance will be raised if he continues working with us, American Zen. When his insurance noticed WE were clients of his they threatened to raise his rates!
    Wow! We're more famous, or infamous, than I realized.
  • The truth is expensive. Or at least they charge you a lot to have it.
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Sincerely,

Tom Calder

 
     

 

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