This is way too exciting and fast paced a website for old fogeys.
Hey, no offense. Actually, I just don't want to offend you.
So please, whatever age you are, if you are:
conservative
nerdish
wimpy
anti drug
anti sex
anti-whatever I decide to do or say...
SCRAM!
Thanks for visiting.
Uh, Coyote said you might be a potential customer so I should be nicer to you.
Ok, uh, oh--good idea!
Please visit our American Zen website.
Oh Mom, if you're reading this, remember, everything in this website is fiction. Really. You know, just fun stuff.
Sincerely,
Tom
