Let's get something straight--I HATE wearing a tie.
If you ever see me in a tie--SHOOT ME and put me out of my misery.
Actually, Coyote has a theory about wearing ties. He tells about it in the song, "Christ Killer." He means it literally in the lyrics when he sings,
"Ties suit the Christ killer..."
For all of you who weren't cool enough to understand the lyrics, the Christ being killed is the Christ within you. You know, your spirit, whatever you want to call it.
Coyote says that wearing a tie is actually wearing a leash.
I completely agree with him.
A tie is just a fancy looking leash and collar. How about that? We are so civilized that we allow slaves to wear color coordinated leashes in public.
YUCK!
Later,
Tom Calder
