"Betty" always has the cleanest car and th e nicest clothes.
His stereo system is constantly evolving. I love to sit in Steve's living room and listen to David Bowie, King Crimson or some new band Steve just discovered on his great sound systems...
Steve is our trendsetter. He tells us when we look like lumberjacks or beach bums. I let him pick my clothes for me. He's got great taste.
Steve's the most loyal kind of friend you chan have. Oh shucks. And he is great at croquet.
by Coyote
p.s. Don't call him "Betty."
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