Disclaimer and Terms of Service
Copyright Notice and Disclaimer
Our record producer and president of our record company, Shaolin Records, thought it would be a good idea to put a separate disclaimer on our American Zen website.I don't think he trusts us.
Anyway, unless he adds something to this, I told him I'd write a basic disclaimer and then you can go to the Shaolin Communications website for the real nuts and bolts legal shmeegle.Okay?
Okay. Now, let's see. We're probably supposed to say that all names have have been changed to protect the innocent...blah blah blah.Uh, we're probably supposed to say don't try this at home kids.And we're probably supposed to say that all our stories are fictional and have no basis in reality or persons living, dead, reincarnated, or floating around as ghosts.
Oh yeah, and none of us have really ever had sex. Do I have to say that?Oh yeah, and drugs. Um. That's all fiction too. Yeah. And, I don't know. Are we off the hook yet?
So, don't believe what you see, hear, read, or feel. Well, that sounds more like a Buddhist concept than a legal one.Okay. Can we have fun now?I've just been informed we're gonna be putting anonymity bars (what are they called anyway?) on people's faces. Seriously, we've had enough death threats already. Sheesh. I don't even want to think of all the people we're gonna piss off with this website. So, if you don't like it here leave! Okay? Okay!
How'd I do boss?
CoyoteDear Coyote:That'll do. editors note: We'll try to label the pages written by Coyote and other authors so you'll know fact from fiction. editor's note: Everything here is fiction.That's a fact. Remember the rules...Sincerely,Richard O'Connor
President, Shaolin Record.
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